Wanted: Suggestions on a good place to relocate.

Does anyone have any idea if there is a place you can live where you aren't forced by thugs to pay for terrorism executed by high profile American criminals?

No need to be alarmed. Please pass the potato chips.

America = Freedom

It sure is comforting to know that thoughtful, intelligent men like Mr. Kingston are put in charge of running this beautiful country of ours. I guess it's due to all the smart voters out there, and the compassionate company men that get the message out. Oh, hey, is that a gun I'm pointing at my skull? Why, yes, yes it is. Why would I be doing that???



Oh, and by the way, rot in hell, Jerry. Fat Fuck.

Is Michael Moore the new John Lennon?

*bonus track*

The Bush Regime is mad that Michael Moore went to Cuba to seek medical help for ailing 9/11 emergency responders (thanks Rudy and Christine...and Dick...thanks for being the most unpatriotic fucks in America's history), while simultaneously releasing known terrorist Luis Posada Carriles.

So, I guess these are the Republican party's major points to remember:

Lying about serious health risks to American 9/11 victims = good
Seeking medical treatment for damages suffered thanks to those lies = bad
Terrorism in America = bad
Testifying under oath = bad
Using 9/11 to kill, torture, and destroy OUR! country = good
Terrorism anywhere else = good
America = great!...as awesome as ever...just as long as you're not American and you are a terrorist
logic, intelligence, reason, humanity, equality, freedom = very very very bad

"Vote" for The Bush Regime in 2008

Vigilant Gaurd - Ardent Sentry

Fox employees get a well-deserved beating...



...to be continued...

Friday Morning - Open Thread

Comment your hearts out, my friends...

Ron Paul.