Friday, June 30, 2006

Who's going to cuff George? I think it should be Rudy. Followed by the obligatory broom stick in the ass. Or maybe Rumsfeld, who can strip George naked and throw him on a pile of fellow naked terrorists. Or maybe DickHead, who can shoot him in the face. Or maybe his dad, who could trade him to Iran in exchange for their nuclear aspirations. Or maybe Condi could turn him into stone by forcing him to look directly into her eyes. All this would be much simpler if George Vagina Hair wasn't such a lazy spoiled bitch. He could just flip his own switch, adding to his all-star record for the last time.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The secondhand smoke debate is finally over!

Unfortunately, the debate on why God gave us cigarettes in the first place is only just beginning.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

When you pass away, those who will be happy to hear the news will far outnumber those who will be sad.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

"I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much." -Ann Coulter, referring to the 9/11 Widows

Ann Coulter, peddling a book on NBC, tries to argue that women like Cindy Sheehan and the 9/11 Widows should keep quiet. She seems to claim that they are only visible because the Democratic Party has put them there strategically. Why? Because one can't argue with someone who has lost a loved one. Those slippery Dems!

Ann, if you were to lose someone, let's say...tomorrow?, would you shut the fuck up?

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Dear The Religious Right,

Why would you, who seem to care so much for human life, vote for an administration that obviously does not take human life seriously?

Pregnant woman shot dead by US soldiers in Iraq

Having faith in God doesn't mean you have to drill a hole through your skull. God gave you a brain for a reason.