Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

In case you missed it two days ago, Hillary Fucking Clinton said that Iran can't have nuclear weapons, and that no option is off the table.

In other words, the United States may, if she so desires, use nuclear weapons on a country to prevent them from getting nuclear weapons.

How do you forbid nuclear weapons and mention how useful they are in the same breath?

Clearly, what Hillary Fucking Clinton is saying, is that nuclear weapons are good for us to have. And good for us for them not to have.

If she really thought nuclear weapons were bad, then she would say how Iran must not have nuclear weapons, and that we need to get rid of ours.

Clinton Says No Options Off Table With Iran

So much for diplomacy...
Is there any way I can help speed this thing up?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Monday, January 12, 2009

You are cordially invited to the official,
pre-inauguration opening of

The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The following rooms will be dedicated:

The Texas Air National Guard Room,
where you don't actually have to show up.

The Hurricane Katrina Room,
which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room,
where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room,
where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room,
where they don't let you out.

The National Debt Room,
which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room,
(Admission is restricted to the wealthy.)

The Airport Men's Room,
where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The Economy Room,
which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room,
where, after you complete your first tour, you
go back for a second...a third, a fourth...

The Dick Cheney Room,
in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room,
still empty, but warm...and getting warmer.

The Decider Room,
complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room,
(No one has yet been able to find it.)

The Supreme Court Gift Shop,
where you can purchase an election.

Note: The George W. Bush Library is equipped with an electron microscope to help locate the President's accomplishments.

from the Brad Blog

Friday, January 09, 2009

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

I wonder what would happen if the media treated retarded manipulative fucks as less than academics?

"These children have absolutely no right to defend themselves."

- George W. Bush (and 99.9 percent of all Republicans and 99.9 percent of all Democrats)
Police Work.