Who's going to cuff George? I think it should be Rudy. Followed by the obligatory broom stick in the ass. Or maybe Rumsfeld, who can strip George naked and throw him on a pile of fellow naked terrorists. Or maybe DickHead, who can shoot him in the face. Or maybe his dad, who could trade him to Iran in exchange for their nuclear aspirations. Or maybe Condi could turn him into stone by forcing him to look directly into her eyes. All this would be much simpler if George Vagina Hair wasn't such a lazy spoiled bitch. He could just flip his own switch, adding to his all-star record for the last time.