"Hey, Jamal...sorry to disturb you so early. But you know the Hasan story is big, and I was wondering if you're willing to come for an interview and talk about how it feels being a Maahzlem (Muslim) and all," a television producer says to me on my cell, while I was driving to work.

"How did you feel being a Christian, with Timothy McVeigh and Adolf Hitler being Christians?" I fired back.

Many Still Believe That Saddam Hussein Was Behind 9/11

The CIA relied on intelligence based on torture in prisons in Uzbekistan, a place where widespread torture practices include raping suspects with broken bottles and boiling them alive, says a former British ambassador to the central Asian country.

HOLY SHIT! FIVE YEARS LATER AND A NEWSPAPER REPORTS SOME STUFF! I COMMEND WSJ FOR BEING SO QUICK! SERIOUSLY!

I know, it's really only a movie review. Not an actual news story.

Fuck Sangerville ;)











Although the campaign is over, the Rev. Bob Emrich of Palmyra said that the work of traditional marriage supporters was not.

“This doesn’t mean it’s the end of our work,” he said. “We must begin building bridges and we may have to mend fences. People on the other side were doing what they believed in, too.

“God has given us this victory,” Emrich continued, “and it is very important for us to recognize that he is the one who put the energy into this campaign. So let’s not be so arrogant to forget this. It’s very appropriate to pause for a moment of prayer.”

Until death do you part? What of divorce? How does that effect the institution of marriage?

AWESOME! WE CAN STOP PUTTING ALL OF OUR MONEY INTO KILLING PEOPLE (YES, INCLUDING OUR OWN) IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN!

Let's see what Lieberman's old buddy is up to:



huh huh huh

Come on Maine! I want to smoke medical weed with gay newlyweds for Christmas!

Ten races worth watching around country

Dispensaries would be permitted to issue no more than 2 1/2 ounces of marijuana to a qualifying patient, or his or her primary caregiver, every 15 days. -that's crazy! you wouldn't even have time to go to bed.

In honor of election day, let me apologize. I am truly sorry I voted for this walking advertisement for Bush/Cheney. I had no real hopes, I admit, but I thought, perhaps, he would do, at the very least, something.

The Government's drugs tsar was forced to resign last night for stating his view that cannabis, ecstasy and LSD were less harmful than the legal drugs tobacco and alcohol.

The Home Secretary Alan Johnson asked Professor David Nutt to resign as chairman of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD), saying he had "lost confidence" in his ability to give impartial advice.

Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev: By the way, in 1987, after my first visit to the United States, Vice President Bush accompanied me to the airport, and told me: "Reagan is a conservative. An extreme conservative. All the blockheads and dummies are for him, and when he says that something is necessary, they trust him. But if some Democrat had proposed what Reagan did, with you, they might not have trusted him."

That woman then asked if Clinton considers drone attacks and bombings like the one that killed more than 100 civilians in the city of Peshawar earlier this week to both be acts of terrorism.

"No, I do not," Clinton replied.

"Hey, That's America!"



No more delicious chocolate cookies?

I think Bloomberg is planning some terrorist activity for his third term.

Q: How Could It Be Against the Law to Spread Public Information?

A: Because we live under a highly oppressive government. Unfortunately, the vast majority of our citizens don't realize this BECAUSE THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. And why bother ruining your life by trying to accept reality. Just ignore it until it happens to you. That seems to work best.

How to Annoy the Fuckers:

A top U.S. official in Afghanistan has resigned in protest of the war, the Washington Post reports. "I have lost understanding of and confidence in the strategic purposes of the United States' presence in Afghanistan," Matthew Hoh said in his letter of resignation.

I agreed...EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO!

"Killing mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, sons, daughters, friends, lovers, babies, and pets is fine. As long as they're not mine." -Assholes of the World