Oh my God, I just found some oil! Seriously, it's like, a lot!!! And I'm sure as Hell gonna sell it big time!

What? You don't think Hell should be capitalized?

"I thought he handled his assignment with class, integrity," the president said. "It's going to be hard to replace Scott, but nevertheless he made the decision and I accepted it. One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days."

Every "Sex Offender Registry Unfair?" article I have read pointed me directly to photos and home addresses of offenders. Additionally, I found no discussions of other offender lists. Is there a mugger list? Is there a murderer-out-on-parole list? How about online photos of advertising dickheads who will steal your money if you work for them? On the day of the murders, hundreds, probably thousands of news outlets asked this very question, "Is the Sex Offender Registry Unfair?"

So, now what?

One night last week I had fallen asleep watching television. I awoke in a sweat, as the local nightly news played the phone recording of a woman trapped in the World Trade Center. She realized she was going to die. She started screaming and yelling and crying. And then she died. This was the most disturbing television experience of my life.

The US government will not allow the American press to photograph the coffins of dead American soldiers returning to what was once our country.

Leslie Unruh says there should be no abortions and no condoms in her state.

Every year, she organizes the 'Purity Ball,' where young girls and their fathers dress up and attend a grand ceremony where the girls pledge to their daddys that they will not have sex until marriage.

If only married people can fuck, I want to hear it from someone who's single. Not some dirty married whore.

Al Gore & Neil Young (2008)

Remember when Christine Todd Whitman, as ordered by the men who hijacked America, told us that the air in NYC was fine? What a fucking bitch. Seriously. WHAT A FUCKING BITCH. Is anybody else out there tired of being a pawn?

What's more confusing?

A. America, the only nation to actually use nuclear weapons to destroy people, won't dismiss the option to drop nuclear weapons on Iran, because Iran might be developing nuclear technology?

B. America, as it illegally invades other countries, decides to debate illegal immigration at home?

C. Stolen elections, government cover-ups, spying on Americans, multiple violations of the US Constitution, illegal war (legal wars are fine), use of chemical weapons, mass-killings, torture...the list goes on...yet millions of people are protesting so they can live in America?

It was a good morning for Eleanor. Tony Blankely is fat.

If, after six years as President, only one man disapproves,
you must be doing a heck of a job.

BREAKING NEWS: GEORGE W. BUSH IS AN ASSHOLE

ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, boob, buffoon, dimwit, dodo, dolt, donkey, dope, dork, drip, duffer, dullard, dumb bunny, dumb cluck, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunderhead, fool, goof, goof ball, goon, half-baked, half-wit, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, knucklehead, lame-brain, lightweight, loon, lout, lunkhead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, pinhead, scatterbrain, schmuck, schnook, simpleton, spaz, stoop, twit

The man who firmly believes in "an eye for an eye," colorfully illustrated by his record-setting Texas executions, is clearly calling out for punishment.

The President must be held up to what he has claimed are his values.

Prosecutor Rob Spencer said the attacks turned the World Trade Center's twin towers into ``slaughterhouses.'' He said, ``The only verdict and the only punishment that fits this crime is the death penalty.'' -bloomberg.com

I TOTALLY agree. I wonder if Moussaoui is responsible for knocking over building number 7?