Well, what do you know? I was right. (FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES)

Dear Obama,

I hope you and your entire family are abducted and tortured for Christmas.

After you're softened up, I expect you will give up all the names of the american terrorist elites who make sure whenever given an option between good and evil, you choose evil.

Then, I hope all those fuckers and their entire families are tortured all the way to death. Oh, right, that is the american definition of torture.

Then I expect we will look at torture slightly more unfavorably.

Merry Fucking Fuck America