Long Live Iraq!

BAGHDAD – The Iraqi journalist who threw shoes at then-President George W. Bush was convicted Thursday of assaulting a foreign leader and sentenced to three years in prison, lawyers said. He defiantly shouted "long live Iraq" when the sentence was read.

And may George and his SICK BAND OF BLOODTHIRSTY KILLERS live peacefully with ALL OF OUR PLANET'S MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS for eternity.