I guess optimism is your only choice when the only alternative is torture.

"Well, it's better than getting my eye jabbed with a taser."

"Yup, and it's much much better than getting shit shoved up my fucking asshole by supposed "men." And why IS the American military refusing homosexuals while forcing the rest to play with men's assholes?

Two-thirds of U.S. corporations paid no federal income taxes between 1998 and 2005, according to a new report from Congress.