Family Values (Republicans love God almost as much as they love cheating on their wives, stealing from the poor, killing innocent children, sodomizing minorities, and telling God he can "fuck off" now that the votes are fixed)

"Among the three Republican front-runners — thrice-married former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani; twice-married Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.; and Gingrich — there are eight current and past wives."